During the rest of the year, RbG can be observed at local watering holes that play droning pop and dance music from the '70s, '80s, and '90s, looking severely depressed. During these spring/summer convergences, RbG perform elaborate 'parading' rituals, sub-grouping themselves according to affiliation with their respective churches, businesses, drinking establishments, and fetish lifestyles.
At least once a year, huge flocks of RbG converge, culminating in enormous and amusing outdoor festivals. They have no idea of the myriad of subspecies that exist within gay culture! And so, in the spirit of openness, the Mercury is pleased to clear up any remaining heterosexual confusion with this short list of the many types of gays you see every day!īright in plumage and boisterously exotic in their language, the Rainbow Gays are extremely social beings who crave the camaraderie of their own kind in large quantities.
There's a very good reason straight people are afraid of the gays-because they think we're all the same! They see all homosexuals as either swishy (Jack from Will & Grace), or mentally retarded (Rosie O'Donnell).
